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Letter To Santa

December 24, 2020December 22, 2020 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Tattle Tale

December 23, 2020December 21, 2020 / Captain Q / 3 Comments

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No Carrots…

December 22, 2020 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Winter Wonderland

December 21, 2020December 20, 2020 / Captain Q / 1 Comment

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Santa’s Secret

December 20, 2020December 19, 2020 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Mistletoe In My Back Pocket

December 19, 2020 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Well, I Find It Funny…

November 5, 2020 / Captain Q / 3 Comments

Born and raised in Arizona. This speaks to me.

Be careful the energy you put out into the world.

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Dorthy Parker – Brevity

January 22, 2020January 22, 2020 / Captain Q / 1 Comment

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“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” – Dorothy Parker

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Work…

December 15, 2019 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Thanksgiving Night…

November 28, 2019 / Captain Q / 5 Comments

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Happy Thanksgiving!

November 28, 2019 / Captain Q / 3 Comments

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