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Letter To Santa

December 24, 2022December 6, 2022 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Mistletoe In My Back Pocket

December 22, 2022December 6, 2022 / Captain Q / 1 Comment

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Santa’s Secret

December 21, 2022December 6, 2022 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Winter Wonderland

December 20, 2022December 6, 2022 / Captain Q / 1 Comment

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No Carrots…

December 19, 2022December 6, 2022 / Captain Q / 3 Comments

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Dorthy Parker – Brevity

March 26, 2022March 23, 2022 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” – Dorothy Parker

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Mistletoe In My Back Pocket

December 24, 2021December 21, 2021 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Damn It, Billy!

December 23, 2021December 21, 2021 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Kiss My Nose

December 22, 2021December 21, 2021 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Work…

December 21, 2021 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Thanksgiving Mix-Up

November 25, 2021November 23, 2021 / Captain Q / 1 Comment

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Thanksgiving!

November 25, 2021November 23, 2021 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Flirting Like A Pilgrim

November 24, 2021November 23, 2021 / Captain Q / Leave a comment

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Happy Thanksgiving!

November 23, 2021November 23, 2021 / Captain Q / 1 Comment

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Tattle Tale

December 23, 2020December 21, 2020 / Captain Q / 3 Comments

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Well, I Find It Funny…

November 5, 2020 / Captain Q / 3 Comments

Born and raised in Arizona. This speaks to me.

Be careful the energy you put out into the world.

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