I See Your Eyes Bulging

I see your eyes bulgingSounds like you’re trying to buy a vowelDrool pooling at the corners of your mouthAll because I dropped my towel

Pirate Prep

Pirate PrepSlow reveal behind the maskBut there’s no dick picsNo matter how politely you askI’m gonna keep something for meReality to keep up with illusionYou’re drooling over my secretsObviously tainted by your delusion