Acknowledge These Peaceable Arts

Acknowledge these peaceable artsBoring affairs these days, if truth be toldThe proper staffing present & accounted forI flirt with the notion that fortune still favors the bold Reeking of this polite societyThese standard fare sisters & brothersBut I’d be out there before the mastSwilling shanties & rum; if I had my druthers

I’m Rockin’ This Dad Bod

I’m rockin’ this dad bod & making it look good Unapologetically localized Home in Suburban neighborhoods I’m not trying to distract Any of the ladies living nearby I’m just trying to live my life I’m just your normal, boring guy I’m prematurely grumpy A hermit; writing down in the dungeon Devastatingly handsome, locked away Keep